Mom: That cucumber actor you like seems like a real idiot.
Me: Benedict Cumberbatch?
Mom: Yea, him.
Me: What, mom, no, look…
Wait, no, not that—
Just a minute—
Hold up, give me a minute—
HE’S NORMAL, I SWEAR, JUST LET ME—
Okay, you know what, fuck it.
this looks like the album cover of their boy band
this is what i’ll be remembered for
why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
Also if he isn’t smoking them he doesn’t need any new ones!!!
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, screw this, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
#tony stark does not share
"Iron Man 3: Tony Stark"